Dating Rookie Love

Ok first off let me begain by blaming Flying High for this horriable date I went on this past weekend.  She has been telling me for months that I need to open my eyes and see the true meaning of dating.  She also said to stop judging people by the book and give the common guy a chance.  So i took her advice because most of the time she give great advice, but this time was an epic fail.  Lower your standards she says....Crack the door for mr right she says.  FH this is what happen when I lowered my standerds.  Friday I went to the dentist to have my routine check up and cleaning.  As I''m sitting in the lobby this guy keeps moving around trying to get close to me everytime someone gets called to the back.  I see him the entire time look all goofy and stupid.  At this point I can tell he about 35 with a bunch of kids and divorced because he cheated on his ex wife with his ex girlfriend from high school.  Just guessing.  So we begain to talk and right away i want to punch this guy in the face and stomp on his chest with my boots on.  He was working ever bad line you could possiable think of, but after a while it was so bad that it became funny.  He asked me out to dinner Friday night.  Which I quickly said NO!  I mean before he could finish asking me out I said no.  But for 5 seconds I could hear the mini Flying High on my should dressed in all white saying Tiamia....give the man a date.  So I listend and told Keith ( Thats his name)  That I'm free for brunch of Saturday.  He said great because I'm free around 4pm also.  Fuck me but that Mini FH said Tiamia be nice and I told him how about 11am.  


So he gave me his info and asked for mine, but never got it. So brunch was here and we had a lot in common and  i was really enjoyed myself.  I'm think FH was right on the money.  First date out the gate and this guy is very nice, BUT then halfway through he tells me that he felt that he had been done a huge disservice by having been circumcised.  Like WTF?  Out the blue he equated it to a woman having a breast removed!! I told him that it was not the same, because how could he miss something that he couldn't remember having? So he then tells me that he had done research on the internet of all places and had fashioned a contraption out of surgical tape & string that he secured to the skin of his ahem, member and taped the string to his leg. It kept continuous tension on the skin stretching it. He had created his own faux foreskin!!!!!!!! AND NO I DID NOT SEE IT!  he was dead serious about this and was talking loud.  I just got up and left and never looked back his way.  All i could hear him saying was wait...wait.  Thank you for that complete waste of time Flying High.  This time your advice was fucked.  

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