Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Why Women Cheat?

I had a friend of mine ask me last night why do women cheat.  His caught his girl with another guy about a week ago and was struggling with the fact she had to find what she was missing somewhere else.  I decided to share the information with everyone that I gave him.  Hopefully if your neglecting your women you can correct the issue before she cheat.  So my reasons are as follow:


Reason #1: There's no passion


Women love passion and most guys just want to jump into sex and fucking.  Some guys don't know where to began when it comes to passion. 


Reason #2: To delay a breakup


Sometime women are ready to pack our bags and go, but things happen.  It could be a family member is ill and a break up would be too hard on the guy. Cheating would be too, but you first must get caught.


Reason #3: We deserves better

We spend most of our free time taking care of you and making sure your happy.  In return we get nothing but some half ass credit for being your girl.  We as women deserve to be equal in the relationship and not treated as your child.

Reason #4: We looking for a missing piece

There will be time where we have to tell you over and over again that we are missing something.  Weather its a tell me you love me everyday or just give me a simple compliment.  If we have to keep telling you and Joe Blow comes into the picture and fills the void your making.  Then the math is quite simple.

Reason #5: To give him a taste of his own medicine

We know when your cheating or have cheated.  Some women just take it and keep it moving.  Then some women will say they forgive you and strike back when you least expected.  I know of a couple that when the boyfriend came home he found his girl that he was going to propose to.  In his bed riding another dude and when she got caught she didnt stop.  

Reason #6: There's something lacking in the physical department

Some women say they need a big dick, but the real women like me will take what you got to offer.  Lacking in the physical department is one reason women cheat and if your lacking....You better be one hell of a pussy & asshole eater.  That will void out reason number 6 anytime.

Reason #7: The Hitachi Magic Wand

I know ...I know...How can a sex toy make you cheat?  This toy is serious and if your sex or passion is not up to par.  This toy will have us looking for another guy or women that can give us the pleasure that this toy can give us.  (Side Note)  If your open to having toys in your relationship this gets 5 stars.  using this the right way with your girl..will make her love you long time...lmao

                                                                              
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Monday, November 7, 2011

Dating Rookie Love

Ok first off let me begain by blaming Flying High for this horriable date I went on this past weekend.  She has been telling me for months that I need to open my eyes and see the true meaning of dating.  She also said to stop judging people by the book and give the common guy a chance.  So i took her advice because most of the time she give great advice, but this time was an epic fail.  Lower your standards she says....Crack the door for mr right she says.  FH this is what happen when I lowered my standerds.  Friday I went to the dentist to have my routine check up and cleaning.  As I''m sitting in the lobby this guy keeps moving around trying to get close to me everytime someone gets called to the back.  I see him the entire time look all goofy and stupid.  At this point I can tell he about 35 with a bunch of kids and divorced because he cheated on his ex wife with his ex girlfriend from high school.  Just guessing.  So we begain to talk and right away i want to punch this guy in the face and stomp on his chest with my boots on.  He was working ever bad line you could possiable think of, but after a while it was so bad that it became funny.  He asked me out to dinner Friday night.  Which I quickly said NO!  I mean before he could finish asking me out I said no.  But for 5 seconds I could hear the mini Flying High on my should dressed in all white saying Tiamia....give the man a date.  So I listend and told Keith ( Thats his name)  That I'm free for brunch of Saturday.  He said great because I'm free around 4pm also.  Fuck me but that Mini FH said Tiamia be nice and I told him how about 11am.  


So he gave me his info and asked for mine, but never got it. So brunch was here and we had a lot in common and  i was really enjoyed myself.  I'm think FH was right on the money.  First date out the gate and this guy is very nice, BUT then halfway through he tells me that he felt that he had been done a huge disservice by having been circumcised.  Like WTF?  Out the blue he equated it to a woman having a breast removed!! I told him that it was not the same, because how could he miss something that he couldn't remember having? So he then tells me that he had done research on the internet of all places and had fashioned a contraption out of surgical tape & string that he secured to the skin of his ahem, member and taped the string to his leg. It kept continuous tension on the skin stretching it. He had created his own faux foreskin!!!!!!!! AND NO I DID NOT SEE IT!  he was dead serious about this and was talking loud.  I just got up and left and never looked back his way.  All i could hear him saying was wait...wait.  Thank you for that complete waste of time Flying High.  This time your advice was fucked.  


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